I am a monument to all your sins
My name is Morgan and this is my blog. Tis whatever the fuck I wanna put here. I do follow back, and if you follow me you're an awesome person. FILL MY ASK BOX! :D
I'm 19, obsessed with my music, and struggling to get myself into a band while I help to promote local bands that I like. I primarily sing, but I also sometimes have delusions that I can play guitar and piano. Wanna know more? Just ask :) Also, feel free to submit anything you think I'd like :)
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Post reblogged from Rambling of a peculiar nature
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
(Source: lnnea)
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Post reblogged from I wear shirts to bed
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
or someone broke through the door and suddenly you’re laughing your ass off while the person in the shower is being brutally attacked by an intruder
lol
(Source: castiali)
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Post reblogged from Hey Funniest Post!
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
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Post reblogged from Riding High
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
